Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does.

I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty.

I will not get very far with this attitude.

The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far.

All he does is lie there like an unemployed whale.

I am not the reincarnation of Sammy Davis Jr.

They are laughing at me, not with me

Everyone is tired of that Richard Gere story

Dad, thanks to TV, I can't remember what happened 8 minutes ago. No, really, it's a serious problem. Ha, ha, ha! What're we laughing about?

The boys room is not a water park